President Jacob Zuma is finally getting circumcised at age 74 to fulfill the first ladies dream to feel the ziiiing phenomenon.

According to our source the President’s wives had been nagging him for quite sometime about the matter and the problem was that he was too busy and stressed out.

“THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING FAMILY NEEDS HIS PRIORITY RIGHT NOW, HE IS GOING TO TAKE THE WHOLE MONTH OFF IN JUNE SO HIS P3NIS COULD HEAL IN PEACE”.

THE pastor tells his congregation to drink engine cleaner because it is good for the soul.

But preachers and Christians want him to stop his nonsense.

Prophet Theo Maseko of Breath of Christ Ministries in Daveyton, Ekurhuleni claimed the engine cleaner attacks viruses in a person’s body and detects demons.

Pastor Xxxxxxxx of the xxxxxxxx from Tshwane has posted pictures of people drink Dawn lotion claiming that the body lotion will heal and give spiritual life to

A 46-year-old woman from Mamelodi pleaded guilty in open court to raping her daughter’s 13-year-old boyfriend. And the judge sentenced her to NO TIME in jail, but two years of probation.

Elaine Mthembu who was 45 at the time of the attack, was arrested and charged with fourth-degree rape after her daughter’s boyfriend told authorities.

The boy, who was also 13, snuck out of his home early morning on December 15, 2016, to meet with Elaine around 1 a.m. until 4:30 a.m. where they

A new test by the makers of the First Response pregnancy test, which promises women that they can find out “6 days sooner” than other leading pregnancy tests, has just launched their new product line, the Male-Response Pregnancy Test, which can actually tell a man if the woman he slept with has gotten pregnant.

“Our new line of tests is the most advanced in the world,” said company spokeswoman Jeanne Curtis. “Normally, a pregnancy test can only tell a woman if she is pregnant within

Five suspects were arrested in Atteridgeville this morning after they robbed 15 primary school kids who attend at Isaac More Primary School. The robbers only took lunch boxes from the children.

The robbers were busted a few metres from the school while sleeping, empty lunch boxes scattered around. Apparently they were so full and couldn’t even run.

    They pointed knives at us and told us to hand them our lunch boxes, robbers take money and phones but these guys

The beautiful natural beauties on our screens have the most innocent characters and their characters have a lot in common.

They are both high scholars and live under strict homes with strict parents.

They have both had troubles with crushing on older men and it seems like their much alike life style on our screens has drawn them closer to each other as they ended up dating the same guy.


The two recently found

After 3 years of investigation that yielded no results Senzo Meyiwa’s murder case is finally being closed.

According to two detectives who were in charge of the case the case is close. No arrest have been made and they currently have no single suspect. Detective Thabo Khoza said by being closed he mean no more resources and time will be allocated to the case because they had already spent more time on the case and they got nothing solid.

ANY NEW EVIDENCE BROUGHT FORWARD WILL BE

The old madala who made headlines when he decided to go back to grade 6 got kicked out of school for being a pervert and molesting 11-year-old girls.

According to the school management the old man was trouble since day one. The female teachers had reported that he winks at them and make se_xual gestures whenever they made eye contact. As if that’s not enough he uses their first name when he calls them.

“The whole school calls me Mrs Malatji but the 67-year-old student calls me

The 14-year-old genius from Mpumalanga who got seven distinctions is dead.

The young fellow was killed by a lion that was on the loose after escaping while in transit from Kruger National Park to Pretoria Zoo.

The Department of education is planning to finance the young fellow’s funeral.

Yesterday national news bulletin reported a story about Thabo.

Despite the fact that Thabo Mnisi from Numbi in Mpumalanga had to take care of his father’s cattle in the early ours of

A 40-year-old mother from Atteridgeville died this morning after her 18-year-old son scared her with a #DeadPose.

According to a local radio Mona Baloyi who make a living by vending vetkoeks just came back from vending her vetkoeks in the morning to find her 18-year-old son dead on the floor of their living room. It is not clear what type of dead pose did the young man pull.

Vuyo who is her first-born and who according to neighbours is Mona’s pride because he just passed matric

The story comes from a famous blogger, Michelle Barrow. She apparently learned this from one of her readers. She said that she felt pain in the abdominal area, so she went to see her gynecologist. She couldn’t even think or suspect that her cats had something to do with this situation.

Here’s what the gynecologist said when he saw what’s the real problem: “The thing we found between her legs was not and old tampon or a sanitary napkin – it was a hairball”.

Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people have the ability. Let’s see, there’s Jesus, and well, that’s about it. Unfortunately for one pastor on the West Coast of Africa, his attempt to become the second man to make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ. He decided to make it clear through way of demonstration on Gabon’s beach in the capital city of

“IF THAT N*GGA DON’T EAT BOOTY THEN HIS ASS IS DEFINITELY FRUITY”

Said Laquita Hunter in a status she placed on Facebook that received 1 million shares and 100K comments in just 16 hours.


The post sparked a debate amongst Facebook followers who were at each other’s Necks over who was right and who was wrong. Laquita believes that only straight men eat the box and if a man is against that he must be gay.

Olympic gold medalist Caster Semenya who just got married is taking things to another level by getting a p3nis transplant.

Caster homos3xually married her long time girlfriend recently and as part of their extended honey moon they will spend a week in South Korea where Caster will have a p3nis transplant. According to close sources it seems as everything is already set.

“She had been to Korea so many times for pre-surgery check ups and she has been taking hormones for four

A Ranger in a game reserve near Hoedspruit, Limpopo reported discovering 3 dead bodies during his morning routine patrol.

Two rifles were discovered near the dead bodies, a dead rhino which had a horn missing already was found a few metres from the dead bodies. According to the ranger a group of rhinos was still lingering around the one that had been killed.

Two of the rhinos that were involved in the stomping of
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